You know you're a tennis fanatic when...
... your opponent complains about your grunting - when you're playing scrabble
... love means nothing to you
If this sounds all too familiar, read on to discover whether you're a wild card with an ace up your sleeve or if you're better off in the stands with some strawberries and cream!
Mike Haskins is a comedy writer for TV and radio. He has written for Steve Coogan, Simon Pegg, and Smack the Pony, and is the author of We're All Doomed! Clive Whichelow is a journalist and comedy writer. He has written for Rory Bremner, Jonathan Ross, and Spitting Image and is the author of It's Not Rocket Science!