CJ Birch has a number of degrees, certificates, and diplomas from various establishments (some more reputable than others), all of which have nothing to do with what she does for a living. After spending a few years ruling out jobs, she finally settled into video editing for a company in Toronto, which is essentially an excuse to get paid for watching movies all day. Of all the jobs C J Birch has had, the 45 minutes she spent bartending is probably the most memorable (for reasons that don't include nominations for employee of the month). A lover of words, coffee (the really strong kind that seeps from your pores announcing, by smell alone, your obsession) and sarcasm. She doesn't have any pets, but she does have a rather vicious Ficus that has a habit of shedding all over the hardwood, usually right before company comes.